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Ear service

Someone who hears you but isn’t actually listening or gives a shit. They will nod and act like they care but have hardly a clue of what you said. People who “listen” to you talk but just so they can respond and they like to hear themselves talk. Similar to lip service but with your ears. Pretending to listen.
“Hey did your girlfriend tell you about her doctors visit?”

“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
by Pink panther 89 April 15, 2019
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ear pressure

similar to peer pressure but is experienced when one has an ear infection and still gets pressured from friends to do stuff, and those friends chronically don't show up anyway
Hey, quit with the ear pressure, bro. Yeah, I'm distracted because there's pus coming out of my ear!

Otherwise I'm the most gorgeous creature you've ever met. ;-P
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Ear

A gaylord's vagina
by OogaBooga9999999 June 5, 2019
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low set ears

brian mcgolpin has low set ears
brian mcgolpin has low set ears a sign off retardness
by foot of the club December 3, 2019
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Ear fetish

A sexual attraction towards ears. Ear fetishes are more common among people who also like chocolate milk.
Mads: Damn those are some sexy ears
Everyone: Lol Mads has an ear fetish
by IDLW April 24, 2019
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Ear Fetish

An ear fetish is a sexual attraction towards ears.
Mads: Damn those are some sexy ears
Everyone: Lol he has an ear fetish
by IDLW April 24, 2019
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Orphan Ear

When ones hair separates either side of the ears, thus exposing Oliver Twist like “orphan ear”
What up with Shaniqua’s hair?”
“Girl sort that out, you got orphan ear”
by AfraidofMrBean May 2, 2019
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