Dalen

The biggest and dirtiest Jew you’ll ever meet

Holy crap did you see that guy steal that kids money from his lemonade stand ! He’s such a Dalen!!

by The jewmister December 15, 2025

plum date

a secret prom date, like you may be pretending to be going with someone for their sake, but your secretly going with a more gorgus personnn.

'aww my plum dates well phit'

by johnny monk November 5, 2006

sevens date sevens

The theory that two people should only date if they are equally as attractive on a scale from 1-10.

Chris is a 4 and Kylie is a 8. Sevens date sevens- it'll never work out.

by erroronthepage September 7, 2007

network date

a date based entirely off of information about you given on your social networking profile. usually a technique used by creeps to get into a girls pants.

girl #1: hey, how did your date go last night?

girl #2: oh, it was alright, except all we did were things i said i liked to do in my "about me.." & the only music we listened to in his car were bands i listed in my music section, also strangely, he told me all his favorite movies as if he were listing them off my movies section..

girl #1: oh, so basically it was a network date..

girl #2: yeah, i don't think i'm going out with him again.

by nospaceshipsgo September 3, 2009

Soapy date

A synonym of soppy date, adapted for native French speakers

Oh, have you accidentally hurt your finger? You soapy date!

by greenbottles April 12, 2010

Face Date

A planned time and date to chat with your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush on Facebook. Usually when you can't meet up or you're out of credit and just want to talk.

Girl: Same time tomorrow?
Boy: It's a Face Date!

by LateWorm January 4, 2011

Oak Dated

The kitchen cabinetry typically found in a home built in the 1990's.

Buyer: I would like to see the home on Beck Street. What can you tell me about it.

Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".

by skiutah January 6, 2011