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Get the cock suckmug. by someguy76134 December 13, 2017
Get the Cock Islandmug. by NoPo503 December 14, 2015
Get the Cock doodlingmug. man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.
man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.
man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?
by lanstopher March 5, 2009
Get the cock barnaclemug. When a male is sitting in front or near a fan or breeze and the aroma of cock fills the air or blows in your face.
When Jacob was playing a video game he stretched his legs by a fan and his girlfriend got cock winded.
by yoshi01 July 24, 2009
Get the cock windmug. The embodiment of a BBC plastered on a dry erase minion that you keep hidden away in the shadows of your closet only to be seen cumming in his own mouth when you need a coat.
Friend 1: I got a new minion-cock yesterday
Friend 2: nice I’ve had mine for a few years now I need an upgrade.
Friend 2: nice I’ve had mine for a few years now I need an upgrade.
by Minioncum January 23, 2020
Get the Minion-Cockmug. An item of jewelry commonly worn around the neck or held in the hand. It would usually consist of a piece of string, slim rope of sometimes wire with a span large enough to encircle the back and leave considerable room for comfort.
It would then be laden with severed penises (also known as dicks, cocks, savage schlongs, bellends or otherwise), leading to the name cock-necklace. These “cocks” would usually be equally spaced along the necklace which would display an artistic penis placement by the creator. They originated from Viking times when Norse tribes would raid monk settlement, severing their genitals before applying them to items of clothing and jewelry such as cloaks, boots and, of course, the infamous necklace.
It would then be laden with severed penises (also known as dicks, cocks, savage schlongs, bellends or otherwise), leading to the name cock-necklace. These “cocks” would usually be equally spaced along the necklace which would display an artistic penis placement by the creator. They originated from Viking times when Norse tribes would raid monk settlement, severing their genitals before applying them to items of clothing and jewelry such as cloaks, boots and, of course, the infamous necklace.
Norseman 1: Is that...a cock-necklace?
Norseman’s wife: Yes.
Norseman 1: If I had one that size I’d faint! The rush of blood to something that size would knock any man out!
Norseman’s wife: This one is only 3 inches long.
Norseman’s wife: Yes.
Norseman 1: If I had one that size I’d faint! The rush of blood to something that size would knock any man out!
Norseman’s wife: This one is only 3 inches long.
by Edward of All Men December 11, 2020
Get the Cock-Necklacemug.