the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

by chaseathon! September 22, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Chuck

Unlike Charles, chuck is Awesome, Fucking awesomest person the world, attractive, smart, loyal, best friend you can ever have, nice, friendly, funny, every girl wants him, every guys wants to be him, the guy Chuck Norris won't fight, gets what he wants, good musician, rich, damn sweet, best person to walk the Earth, legendary

Yo, it’s chuck

Yeah

by Lonchaney101 January 6, 2022

Chuck gutterson

A guy named Adam, who may smoke a boge while fornicating your sister on the back of a John boat that’s been fixed with flex seal

That’s something chuck gutterson would do

by chuckyg94 January 18, 2022

Chuck Fletcher

Chuck fletcher is a ducking autist who thought it was a good idea to sign Kevin Hayes and James VanRiemsdyk to $7 million dollar contracts in back to back years. Also, don’t forget that it was his idea to sign Zach Parise and Ryan Suter to 13-year deals. Like he needs to get his shit together or else Dave Schultz will come out of retirement and slaughter him and his wife and rape all employees.

That baby over there is a Chuck Fletcher.

by KyleDubasFan69 July 3, 2019