the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

by chaseathon! September 23, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston May 20, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 22, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Chuck a spacca

To act like a retard. Flailing arms, spitting, snorting, dribbling, etc. (Australian slang)

Have a crack at Davo there, he's laughing so hard he's about to chuck a spacca.

by Dj Spud March 29, 2019

blue chucks

Getting arrested. When the men in blue put you in cuffs. What's black and blue and red all over? You me, and the cops, too. It is often used as a threat. Often specifically racist, or geared towards protestors, or people who know too much.

You want blue chucks? Shut your mouth or else.

by woop.derrinis May 03, 2024

Chucking A Dennis

When you got your side chick rubbing your tits. Also works when a guy stuff his shirt to catfish losers on omegle.

Guy 1: I was with my side hoe last night son
Guy 2: Damn playa how did that go?
Guy 1: She was on my lap chucking a dennis
Guy 2: DAMN SON GET TAHT

by Dankmasterxxx April 14, 2015