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Chop a maloo off the lights

This is a common cult phrase typically used between 79 series landcruiser owners. It translates to "I've had a few beers, and I once sucked off a bloke for $20...can you spare me $20"
While at a 79 series event. All of the 79 series owners stood around in a circle. The guy with the biggest 4 wheeled mortgage says, "I can chop a maloo off the lights". All the 79 series owners line up at the overpriced fuck hut and exchange $20s to suck each other's dicks.
by Harry bartole May 26, 2022
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chop

To lower the suspension of a motor vehicle in order to make it look cooler; to produce a low-rider.
Poor Wally begged his dad to allow him to chop the family Oldsmobile without success.
by StarryGordon June 13, 2016
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lino chops

The Thane monster. A sordid beast that usually lives in schools. Some find attractive, much like bastard mermaids
the Thane monster has a shiny face - lino chops
by stickboi September 21, 2008
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Chop

Someone who is bad at golf or anything else. Used as an insult.
by Matt Foge June 12, 2011
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CHOP

Ima facetime chop ! Hes always available to!
by datreal September 13, 2019
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Pork Chop Breath

When your breath smells like ball sweat and semen after just giving head.
"Girl, you need to go brush your teeth. You got pork chop breath."
by Goose420 February 13, 2023
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Chop

Causing irritation or annoyance.
"Why the fuck you gotta be so chop"
by Chop Nigga March 16, 2021
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