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Wet Cheese

A saying akin to 'silly sausage' or 'wet paper towel'.
by naklsonofnakkl February 28, 2019
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break cheese

VERB - The act of sharing Christmas cheese balls on Christmas day with your loved ones.
Yo we gotta break cheese before it's no longer Christmas dude. Come on!
by Symbiotictwist December 25, 2018
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Cheese Draft

Whiffs if cheesy, rank body odor. Said odor may originate from the body in general, the crotch, rectum or feet. May be noticed upon walking past or sitting next someone, while pumping them during sex or when in bed with them they move and fluff the sheets pushing rank air out from under.
I was doing Rachel from behind and I kept getting cheese draft from her ass. I made her go shower.

That group of bums just walked by and had the worst cheese draft ever.

He took his shoes off under the conference table and all I kept getting was cheese draft. I was about to throw up.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
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Cut the Cheese

A way your body releases got gas anal cavity and it is recognized as a fart
Waiting there for Santa I thought I would cut the cheese on his lap
by Ilike2eatpussy June 9, 2018
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Nub Cheese

Min cheese was a form of cheese created in the Ming dynasty days. It was commonly eaten by Misha’s. A Misha is a rank of people working secretly with the emperor’s.
The nub cheese is commonly eaten by Misha’s
by Saucybagel64 April 29, 2022
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Toe-Cheese

Someone who's bad at a game because they did something really fucking stupid.
Idot: *walks off edge of map*
Gamer: Bro, your fucking toe-cheese
by MrMeeseeks33477 April 30, 2022
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Cheese Whittle

Cheese whittle (v) /CHēz/ /ˈ(h)widl/

When one man lays naked on his back with a full erection and a group of at least 4 other men masturbate over him and ejaculate onto his erect penis. The ejaculate is then left to dry and harden upon the full-mast shaft. The receiver then, with the help of a whittling knife, whittles the "cheese" off of his still erect penis.

(Note: in order for this to work, the receiver of the cheese must maintain a full election for the entirety of the cheese whittleing process.)
Hey Da'Qwelvis, tomorrow is cheese whittle Wednesday so don't forget to double up on the cialis, your gonna need it!
by NorthSneads November 21, 2022
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