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Brandon Pineda Martinez 

Kid who has small pepe and likes boys. Also has a boyfriend named Tyler Morrow. Thinks he’s fast but loses on track
That kid is not cool he’s probably named Brandon Pineda Martinez

Brandon Calvillo 

A terrible youtuber that makes bad videos and are not funny. Just a fuckin morron depressed just to get attention.
Person 1: XXXEmilyHeatherQueenXXX makes terrible videos. She also bullies people and she thinks she the best. she a bitch.
Person 2: IKR! She's so Brandon Calvillo

Brandon Hilton 

An internet celebrity/ musician/ model. Original, creative, hot and inspirational.
Have you heard about the hot new Brandon Hilton? I hear he has a new album!
Brandon Hilton by lm.p March 1, 2010

Brandon Baker

When you are a faggot and report shit on social media because your dry mangina is clogged with sand.
I seen someone talking shit about some Milbrandt guy on a Facebook page. At that point my sand filled mangina started to get sore even though I have been taking it strickly in the ass for weeks, so I Brandon Baker'd who ever posted that funny shit and it soothed the pain in my mangina.
Brandon Baker by Riverrat69 June 5, 2018

brandon sherman 

The most handsome man in the world
wow, that man looks like a Brandon Sherman
brandon sherman by Bsherm November 25, 2019

brandon hofus

matches perfectly with an ally tresatti.

chubby bunny.
"ally, you look good with brandon hofus" - kim bawkey.
brandon hofus by ylla ittasert August 16, 2009