H Baby

A dead baby whose dumbass mother is a heroine addict. Said baby is then used for extremely profitable sales on the black market or as a flotation device.

- "Wow, where'd you get the new Jag you're driving these days?"

- "Oh man, I just started selling H babies. They're flying out of the jars like candy!"

OR

"For a minute, I thought our day on the lake was ruined after a ninja popped all of our rafts. Good thing we brought our H baby for back up."

by Knik October 28, 2009

Baby ignorant

A little kid that has little IQ and does whatever he wants and don’t care what others think of him. He inspires his friends to live there dreams and don’t stop trying even when they are judged. He has a strange way of eating cereal by putting milk before cereal. He is the type of person to run on cars and call it subway surfers. He is the type of person to jump in water fully clothed and act like Michael Phelps. Baby ignorant joined YIE August 25,2019.

(Person 1) “Omg did you hear about the new YIE member” (Person 2) “yea I heard it’s baby ignorant”

by Baby ignorant October 14, 2019

Baby dose

When someone baby doses, it means they're still using drugs, but they're using it in a smaller amount (or claim to be) just to get high occasionally.

Tonya: I baby dose now and again just for the taste...

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Highway Baby

A baby raised on the highway we’re most accidents happen. They walk back and forth along the highway searching for their non-existent parents, and are incapable of aging.

Jim: BRO HELP!! IM ABOUT TO CRUSH A HIGHWAY BABY!!

Phineas: Do it.

by BSsubsforlunch August 16, 2023

Baby camel

The outer lips of female genitalia which are relatively small and charming when visible through relatively tight clothing.

There's a lady in my wife's yoga class with a nice baby camel.

by T$Money$ January 25, 2019

Butthole baby

A baby that looks or is deformed

He came out the the the anus he's a butthole baby

by Shlumped out September 1, 2021

shepherds baby

The phenomenon that occurs after one has consumed a large portion of shepherds pie, to the extent of abdominal bloating and distention that resembles pregnancy.

I ate so much of this delicious shepherds pie that I seem to have a "shepherds baby!" (Subject rubs protruding tummy)

by laceyfleece December 27, 2011