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anal chorus

Preaching to the choir : flatulent symphony as in political rhetoric
The reverend directed an anal chorus for the congregation. The politician composed an unprecedented flatulent symphony.
by tlarr March 24, 2017
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anal splinters

Splinters you get in your

anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole
Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me
by pponkie September 27, 2019
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Hot Anal

When your anus is hot.
by mrJockStrap June 11, 2018
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Anal Blowfish

When one person moons another through a glass window but puts their anus against the glass and farts. Similar to a blowfish but using the anus instead of the mouth.
Kyle was minding his own business in his office then Mike gave him an Anal Blowfish and got fired.
by JtownMowtown November 7, 2019
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anal tampon

1. A tampon used for the anus. These are real. They are used for surgical wounds, diarrhea and bowel incontinence.

2. A tampon or anal tampon inserted into the anus of a woman after anal sex to block semen from leaking out of the rectum and possibly onto the vagina, and thus prevent the potential for the birth of a drippage baby. Doing this also prevents uncomfortable wet bubbly farts from happening.
My wife and I had anal sex. Then she wore an anal tampon to ensure that my semen would not drip into her vagina and possibly cause pregnancy.
by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022
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anal tape

When one puts tape on his or her butthole and they proceed to pull it off quickly.
Oh my god! Tyrone and I used anal tape yesterday. I'm so sore!
by Gryphion September 22, 2016
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Anal Labia

When hemorrhoids protrude so far out of an anus, that they look like labia
That stripper was so nasty, that when she bent over, her anal labia hung out of her thong!
by Bighart August 28, 2015
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