"Ain't Lifting Shit." A derogatory (and usually self-referential) term used to describe advanced Paramedics, who perform mostly Advanced Life Support (A.L.S) duties, as opposed to the dreaded and unfortunately ubiquitous lift-assists that EMT basics find themselves inundated with.
"Hey, Medic 71, can we get you for a lift assist at this Nursing Home in South Bumblefuck?"
"Nah man, I'm ALS, page 72 for that shit."
"Copy that. TYFYS, Paragod."
"Nah man, I'm ALS, page 72 for that shit."
"Copy that. TYFYS, Paragod."
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