CEO of simp-nation

A simp so powerful, such a pussboi he’s the leader of simps

...goes by Jesse

Damn wtf he’s being such a simp with Jackie he’s the “CEO of simp-nation”

by Sophie-et unión February 5, 2020

National Negatus Day

National Nagatus Day is a national holiday where you have to dress in all black and be absolutely down bad for Vise Elder Vex while simultaneously being bad at your job

Or

A day for appreciating the traumatised, evil trans guys out there

Person A: What are you going for National Negatus Day

Person: can’t decide between being down bad or making an appreciation post for the traumatised evil trans guys out there!

by w3lcom3strong3stav3ng3r October 14, 2021

national mish day!

on this beautiful day when the sun shines brigh and the birds sing as beautiful as the real mitski. this day on july 27 is the most important and historical day in the world. the day mish was born the day the mish fan base grew and supported our loyal leader…the one and only mish. on this day we celebrate the existence of mish, our leader and our geography teacher because we literally don’t know anything ab the UK. on this day we don’t hate we only love, except if it’s it’s s*lena then we will but other from that it is just live laugh love mish forever and always!!

omggg aren’t you excited it’s national mish day!!
no way omg our leader is the best!!

by irlangel July 26, 2021

national trinidad day

National Trinidad Day is November 28th.

National Trinidad Day is the birthday of a fish I bought named Trinidad. He is awesome.

Them: “what’s the date today?”
You: “it’s November 28th, also known as National Trinidad Day!”
Them: “Awesome!!”

by kittyrot444 November 30, 2022

National bj day ;)

On the 12 of June every year we celebrate national bj day ( blowjob )

Omg did yo hear tomorrow is “national bj day ;)“ I’m gonna give Michael a bj behind the hall

by Yo amazing June 15, 2018

national cuddle day

National Cuddle day is the best day of the year! Taken or not, cuddling is one of the best feelings in the world and always will be, if you have the chance to cuddle with your crush or maybe just a hot/cute boy or girl, It will make your day

National Cuddle Day Is The Best day of the year!

by SlothKing1 May 25, 2018

National Samy Day

This day is dedicated to that one girl or boy named samy, sam, or Samantha. Although they get very annoying and awful to be around, we have to give at least one day to them.... sorry;)

Hey I heard it’s National Samy Day. That one annoying person right? Well whatever.

by Theonetheonlychuck June 26, 2020