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dirty Siemers

When a person with Siemers as their last name shits in a german shepherd’s mouth then cums on a girls left asscheek while the girl is holding a german flag
Guy: Hi! Do you want to perform a dirty Siemers with me?
Girl: Yes, i would love that!
Dog: Woof!
by JJ Sie September 25, 2021
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dirty splitter

When you shit yourself and you g-string cuts it in half
Girl: You scared me so hard that it gave me a dirty splitter!
by UrbanCougar69 July 10, 2016
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Dirty Dubstepper

A dirty dubstepper may refer to
a. tone deaf meathead mutants who frequent electronic shows for drugs and dubsluts

b. fuckin kids who search the crowd for drugs in their florescent get ups
c. that couple in front of you at the show who keeps falling back on you because they're so fucked up they don't even know where they are
Dirty Dubstepper: Bro! You got any rolls?
Hippie: No. Put your shirt back on you fuckin' dirt.

Dirty Dubstepper: Bro! Look at that sexy ass bitch!
Hippie: Yeah she's pobably pushin 16, you fuckin dirt.

Dirty Dubstepper: Bro! I cross trained for three hours before the show, I'm so loose right now its crazy!
Hippie: Get. The fuck. Away from me. You dirty ass dubsteper.
by WhoDough February 4, 2012
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dirty fauci

A Dirty Fauci is the act of performing oral sex while wearing a face mask with a hole cut in it for safe sex.
Ya bro. Your girl gave Steve a Dirty Fauci, but none of the droplets got in her hair.
by FlaudaFauci February 21, 2021
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Dirty Conall

being an absolute legend for fucking every single girl in sight with his big fat lump penis in the arse whilst pouring a moretti in ur moms pussy
Wow look at dirty conall being an absolute legend for fucking every single girl in sight with his big fat lump penis in the arse whilst pouring a moretti in ur moms pussy
by Aaron-has-a-lump April 19, 2020
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Dirty English

Dipping one’s penis into one’s own excrement and using it as a paintbrush to mark out a St. George’s Cross on the forehead of one’s homosexual partner.

The partner is on his knees, as if ready to receive a stinky knighthood.
My forehead still stinks from that dirty English Derek gave me on the weekend.

I look like a hot cross bun since Sven laid that dirty English on me.
by 69buttz December 25, 2020
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dirty jacquie

A woman who acts all prim and proper,shy and innocent until she gets you in the bedroom and all hell breaks loose.
I thought we were in for a quiet night but she gave me a dirty Jacquie and now i can't walk right (insert toy of choice)
by Bobby tupim October 10, 2020
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