truck simp

A guy who puts time and energy into fixing and building a girl's vehicle. And wonders why he gets put Into the friend zone
"Carl did it again, he spent 20 hours wrenching on that sperm banks truck and all he got was a jizz soaked kiss on the cheek. That's what he gets for truck simping"
by Skeeterskeet August 22, 2023
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truck goes

When a firefighter (especially brand new but can happen with any rank and seniority) attempts to hook up with almost anybody who he /she finds hot and would want to extend more then just a ladder with them short or long term.
Whenever Collin sees the Captains daughter he yells truck goes and disappears for an hour or so.

Did you hear, that The truck goes with Steven and Kristen now?!

Why does Cayla never ride the truck when it goes? She’s missin out on some banger jobs.

Jim tried to get the truck goes from last night at the bar but was cancelled every time .

You can tell she wants the truck to go, but he’s gay.
by Onlyme4you April 10, 2020
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big mack truck

Big thick dick! Made famous by carbi b. Not sure why this isn't a definition already
by Sagemo July 07, 2024
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Fuck Truck

A person (guy) who probably has a tiny penis, has a truck, and drives like a fuckin asshole.
by tits-fuckin-mcgee September 09, 2017
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truck shit

When a man farts but accidentally shits himself and the girl grabs his shit and smuges it on her ass and gets ass fucked while he is shitting himself in a truck
guys! i did truck shit yesterday and he wants to do it again today! Do you wanna join?
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 19, 2021
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log truck

When you're doing your girl in the butt and you pull out with a brown log on your dick
Bro me and Gwynn were doing anal last night and she totally log trucked me
by Frankfurter52 March 23, 2014
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Truck Salad

A sexual term involving to toss someone's salad, after pile driving their rectum while sperm or other bodily fluids leak from tossed rectum
Last night I gave my girlfriend, Jennifer, the truck salad.
by Quarter Inch Ribeye May 19, 2018
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