Johnson

Another phrase used for the term ‘joint’

He had just finished nutting in Becky’s tight hoop as he smoked on a big fat Johnson

by Bigcollins April 8, 2022

Madame Johnson

One of two French teachers at Jeffersonville High. Known for being a total bitch, is often made fun of for her accent and her ackwardness. Is despised by damn near all of her students. Her main least favorite student is a girl in her fifth period class, one of two who coined the nickname "Frenchie."
We predict this name will likely stick for as long as she stays at Jeff......

Person: Damn Madame Johnson is such a bitch.
Friend: I know right! She's always making fun of me. I cant wait to get Felix next year.
Person: Me too.

by ThatCriminalMastermind August 20, 2012

cody johnson

a santa with an even smaller pp but still shows it to people over video chat he also has a granny fettish

cody Johnson is a bitch

by Cj23453 March 7, 2019

Johnson Twist

Going down on a Johnson. Preferably with a twisting motion.

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.

by LaJohnson April 19, 2023

Jaeda Johnson

The absolute most amazing girl in the world. She will do anything in the world for you and has the most amazing personality. She'll love you for all your flaws and insecurities. She has the most beautiful eyes and the sexiest body. If you treat her right she'll show you what real love feels like. Hold on to her forever.

Guy 1: Did you see Jaeda Johnson's butt today?
Guy 2: Yea that shit looks phat

by Damianloveshisgf April 1, 2022

kirsten johnson

A tall beautiful independent woman with a lot of confidence. She is very different to others and enjoys standing out. She will be shy at first but when you meet her, you will never want to leave her. She will always put others first and go out of her way to help anybody. She notices bad vibes straight away and keeps out of trouble. She is a unique, loyal and generous person and her bubbly personality will keep you laughing all night!

“Who’s that stunner over there?”
“That’s Kirsten Johnson!”

by Nestrik nosonhoj November 4, 2020

josie johnson

ugly, mean , bully

thats the ugly girl josie johnson

by urbanbois October 28, 2019