Whitefield Wanker

An upper class guy that uses daddy's credit card to try find himself in Thailand

Oh man, I was chilling with him the other week, he was banging on about his trip to Thailand, he is a totally Whitefield Wanker.

by NomadWordMaker January 7, 2021

bunny wanker

A toss pot on COD who jumps up and down.

Fu*k I got killed by a bunny wanker

by ..@..@.. January 29, 2021

didgeridoo wanker

someone that prefers getting wanked off by someone with long acrylic nails

i know a right didgeridoo wanker.. never getting it from me

by longnailednitch January 30, 2021

Side Winder Special

Typically used to describe the action in which a man tries to reenter his significant other during intercourse with a considerable amount of force and missing resulting in either a broken penis and or a wounded sense of pride

Me and my girlfriend were going at it last night and I accidentally ended up pulling a Side Winder Special instead. Now I can’t walk right and can’t look her in the eye

by Clumpph March 17, 2021

ass wanker

Ass wanker is used in a sentence usually to insult someone for no reason

Adam: That guy is such an ass wanker

by Ass wanker April 11, 2021

Adam wikner

Adam Wikner is someone you should never trust with your secrets. He likes to spend time with his girlfriend during the week. When it’s time to party he starts to show he’s true colors and that is cheating. Adam Wikner just can’t stop cheating on he’s girlfriend.

Adam Wikner also have very big problem with he’s teeth. It’s been that way since he was born. Last but not least he’s ugly as fuck.

Do you wanna hang out with me an Adam Wikner? No I’m good thank you…

by Bella Sparv November 22, 2021

orchard wanker

A person that HAS TO HAVE all their tech products branded Apple

Johnny is such an orchard wanker

by Icedevimon November 27, 2021