The Jones test

The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.

1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"

2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"

by MosDef May 25, 2020

.9.Dick Sucker Jones.9.

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

A Susan Jones

When you ask your nan for sexaul intercoure because you can't get any so it your last resort

Right I'm off lads I'm going for a Susan Jones when I get home

by Mr H Jones May 11, 2022

the fake gracie jones 2nd channel

she is some kind of mean user and everyone terimates her

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THE FAKE GRACIE JONES 2ND CHANNEL

by jayon jahn June 30, 2021

Jones

A raging homosexual whose home is a place called RR. He is know for being a giant cuck who is a plague spreading his gayness across rr.

yeah that fag is a total jones

by AntMan the Killer of Gays December 26, 2018

amber jones

a beautiful amazing singer. she has the voice of an angel. originating from her mothers vagina she was born with it and started practicing at the ripe old age of 1! she shall become famous, not only for her singing but for interest in lactation and its side effects to the body. we stan amber here. if you dont, move along. you dont deserve to hear her angelic, beautiful, incredible, outstanding, amazing, great, good, wow voice.

thor: omg did you see that singer, i think her names ‘amber jones’ she’s a new singer!! i think she will make it in this world.
wanda: yes i did!! i live for her cover of formula from euphoria!
luna lovegood: i haven’t heard her yet, i’ll search her up now!
sarah paulson: OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE’s THE BEST EVER!! IM HER NO.1 FAN!!!!!!😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰💞💞🍼

by ab11_ July 23, 2021

Stuart I R Jones

A chill but badass guy. successful and confident and kind but takes no disrespect from anyone. Sexy beachbum and a bit of a rum snob.

Stuart I R Jones is a cheeky monkey. Everyone knows this!

by Caddyhooligan November 23, 2021