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Wash both hands

When having a FFM threesome, and the guy gives both girls simultaneous hand jobs to make them squirt at the same time.
Last night was amazing! We had a threeway and I got to wash both hands at the same time!
by LLrubberduckie May 12, 2025
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Indian Hand Wash

Use a water bottle and your hands to wash your asshole after shitting. Let dry.
Why are your hands smelly, did you indian hand wash?
by trolln1gg4 July 18, 2025
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washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.
Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.
by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016
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Washing The Barber

Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".
"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"
by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013
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Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.
Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
by P.L.S January 31, 2019
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Doucher than a body wash

When your douchery goes past douchery. People will start to wish you were liven't at this point.
by john stromboli January 3, 2021
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Chicago Car Wash

The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.
by cockwork October 5, 2019
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