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alpha unicorn 

An alpha unicorn is a non-

binary, fearless leader of a group.

It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.

It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.
Oh wow! Cindy. That alpha unicorn horn was magic last night. The alpha unicorn farted and I rode its face into outer space.
alpha unicorn by Fred Thirst August 1, 2021
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Trojan Unicorn 

A person who is invited to be part of an established couple that is polyamorous and who is believed by the couple to be their unicorn (the mythical person who will complete a throuple), but who has ulterior motives to break up the couple and who is actually a home wrecker.
We thought we found the perfect person but she is a Trojan unicorn and stole my husband.
Trojan Unicorn by Mateo_Harveez August 17, 2021

Bloody Unicorn 

This is preformed by deflowering a girl, and with her blood still on your wang you put the tip on her forehead.
Carl: Hey man, how are you and Stacy doing?

Steve: Amazing bro, I gave her the Bloody Unicorn last night.
Bloody Unicorn by JewSlayer69420 September 4, 2021

asian unicorn

Mygodman did you see that Asian girls butt, she’s a real Asian Unicorn
asian unicorn by Redman2286 September 8, 2021

Rainbow unicorn 

When one homie straps a dildo to his head and helps another homie out with his constipation
John was such a homie, he pulled a rainbow unicorn on my ass.
Rainbow unicorn by anonymous September 27, 2021

Smiling Unicorn 

When a girl has the guy shit directly into her mouth and gives you a blow job right after.
Cody: Hey Felix, my girl asked for a smiling unicorn and I was so excited. I was bloated all day! Felix: Thats awesome Cody!!
Smiling Unicorn by Tigersex October 29, 2021

Squishy Unicorn 

Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.
Squishy Unicorn by Emo#3 November 21, 2021