Somebody that has a severe obsession with Dollar Tree and refuses to by anything else at other stores.
by ASS this December 04, 2020
When you and your boys all bukake this one chick and the dried cum is like Christmas snow that she wears at her Christmas dinner party
Thad: Yo Chad, wanna come over we’re have a dirty Christmas tree
Chad: no way, is it going to be with Tina? I heard she got Christmas treed last year
Thad: ya bro make sure you drink lots of water, we need you cumming buckets bro
Chad: no way, is it going to be with Tina? I heard she got Christmas treed last year
Thad: ya bro make sure you drink lots of water, we need you cumming buckets bro
by TheChristmasElf420 November 15, 2020
Slang for a Lignadoratist, someone who worships the knots on trees as their Gods. They practice their religion, titled "Lignadoratism", by surrounding themselves in tree heavy areas and holding on to as many knots on the trunks of said trees at once, while pouring all their feelings and worries into the trees. They believe that by doing this, the trees will relieve them and lead them to a less stressful lifestyle.
Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.
Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.
Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.
Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.
by treehornworshipper December 26, 2011
“if you’re over 25 and own <average gaming tool>, you have to play this game”
her: babe you better not be a wise mystical tree when i get there
my stupid ass: <wise mystical tree>
her: babe you better not be a wise mystical tree when i get there
my stupid ass: <wise mystical tree>
by otto apocalpyse’s piss drawer October 01, 2022
Refer to hippies (sensu stricto) that love being vegans and environmentalist but not for the obvious reasons. They like it because it's trendy
May refer to the fact that they usually like to take long walks in the forest and hug the trees
May refer to the fact that they usually like to take long walks in the forest and hug the trees
Nabil: look dude, these people are so weird, what are they doing?
Gabriel: As they are hugging trees I guess we should call them tree hugging queers
Nabil: Nice, you are really full of stuff
Gabriel: Thanks man
Nabil: It doens't mean much
Gabriel: As they are hugging trees I guess we should call them tree hugging queers
Nabil: Nice, you are really full of stuff
Gabriel: Thanks man
Nabil: It doens't mean much
by ragnarok666 December 06, 2016
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by luna.red December 02, 2019