Arkansas promise ring

Another word for a butt hole; southern slang; sphincter.

She was genuinely surprised when she was tagged in her Arkansas Promise Ring!

by Proctologist of Death January 14, 2017

I got the ring

When someone ask if you are successful so you tell them you are a champ

“Aye GVAPO you got the ring” ?

“I GOT THE RING”

by GVAPO March 18, 2019

Three-Ring Circus

To have sex with two clowns simultaneously. This may end in a creampie, though not always the kind you're expecting.

"Say, Jim, you feeling okay? You have a haunted air about you."

"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."

by anonymous June 10, 2022

Lord of the Rings lie-in

When you stay in bed for so long that the time in bed exceeds the 'normal' sleep duration by approximately 9 hours and 18 minutes ( the duration of all three lord of the rings films without extended the editions).

It is also worth noting that an 'extended Lord of the Rings lie-in' exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of 'normal' sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.

'Ahh Dave's having a Lord of the Rings lie-in after getting particularly messy last night'

by bisonman May 27, 2015

Hump Ring Ships

A kinky fanfic for one of your ships that got/ is getting/ or whom you would like to get married (to).

Please stop writing 'hump ring ships' about me and my boyfriend, we aren't getting married.
Yeah well this fanfic says otherwise.

by Crippples Last Dance April 15, 2015

faux-gagement ring

A ring that a single person, usually a girl, wears on her left ring finger to simulate being engaged in order to prevent being hit on or to stave off general unwanted attention.

Guy: Hey, are you seeing someone?
Girl: **Obviously disinterested, shows faux-gagement ring** Yea, I am. Sorry.
Guy: Oh, never mind then.

by 327 Nubian November 22, 2011

Irish wedding ring

A set of brass knuckles.

Todd got beaten up by some thug wearing an Irish wedding ring.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 5, 2023