Piss Latency

The time taken to begin urinating after one approaches the urinal. The time between your urine leaving your body and when you take stance with your penis exposed in known as your "Pee-Ping(ms)" (Less is better). Piss latency is typically higher when others are around (like in public restrooms) and especially after fornication.

My piss latency was higher than normal today, probably because I get nervous in public restrooms.

by Master Yolo McSwaglington May 1, 2014

Piss Gifted

The ability to perform amazing feats and or be charismatic only while drunk.

I was always amazed with my musical abilities, in that, I could spontaneously make up humorous lyrics for country songs in real time...especially when I was drunk. Turns out its so formulaic that any moron can do it. DAMN!! I thought I was piss gifted

by GlobalMessenger January 9, 2015

your not on piss

Means your a pussy

'Bruv your not on piss'

by BigD12 March 12, 2020

Piss Kink

A kink having to do with pissing yourself, being pissed on, etc during sex.

"Dude, I just read the hottest fanfic abt Dazai pissing himself"
"Oh? You mean a piss kink fanfic?"

by SkankBoy! June 8, 2022

piss panty

The occurrence of when one sits on a toilet with urine covering the seat, causing the back of their thigh to become wet.

After Bob's breakup with Jessica, Bob decided to sneak laxatives into Jessica's food and piss panty all the toilets in her house.

by I'm Bicycle, But Call Me Bike December 7, 2019

Piss Trout

Some Canadian who always complains about warlocks life tapping because they aren't skilled enough to heal them

This piss trout is complaining again because he cant manage his mana

by goocifer January 24, 2020

Twister Piss

The stream of urine that flows from the male member following coitus that seems to go nowhere, and yet everywhere at the same time.

After I did sex to the woman, I took the customary twister piss. Per the usual, it went everywhere except the toilet.

by Sliq Riq July 28, 2017