thotistical nerd

to think walk sleep act and speak like a thot but look like a nerd

"That bitch got all A's... but she always got her buttons opened so her breasts show... what a thotistical nerd"

by h8tersk8ter67 May 08, 2015

cactus nerd

Any person with an obsessive interest in the study, collection, propagation and/or taxonomy of cacti and succulents, and possessing the ability to discuss and/or argue, ad nauseum, the finer points of each and every plant, while citing the latest peer-reviewed research.

Only a cactus nerd would travel 500 miles to look at that spiny stick.

by Johnny Cactus May 12, 2015

Nerd Dogged

When a nerd rager makes an attempt to insult, slander or upset someone with horrible comebacks.

Nerd Dogger: (yelling at player A) dude, that was so gay it makes your family gay."

Player B: (sarcasm)WHOA! player A, you just got nerd dogged...lol

Player A: Ouch....am I suppose to cry now?

by DirtyMooseTaint January 04, 2012

Fully Nerd

Someone who knows his nerd topics to the fullest extent. Someone who knows his LOTR, StarWars, Marvel Comics, DC, D&D and all Genera to boot.

Mark is "fully nerd", he just quoted me lines from SW episode IV, LOTR and MARVEL comics in 5 mins.

by aeroneus March 25, 2012

Nerd finger

Ones finger who games alot, may be inflamed, and or sore. Commonly covered in Orange powdery substance.

That guy has a serious case of nerd finger.

by Nerdfinger October 16, 2018

Teachers nerd

A racial slur for everyone called eoighan.
Saying it will make them cry for nine days.
Also it means they dare their science teacher

“Hey eoinghy your a teachers nerd”

“T-t-thank you UwU”

by 2&2&/!:€/&292& September 13, 2021

nerd goggles

What Sterling Archer call glasses.

Cyril: "Here, put these on."
Archer: "No, I'm not wearing nerd goggles!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 July 07, 2019