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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
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Do the Chuck thing

Locking yourself in your bedroom and not speaking to your friends as soon as your girlfriend arrives, even though it is a predefined Bro-night.
Cmon man you gonna hang tonight or just do the Chuck thing?
by PL4N3T M3NT4L April 27, 2010
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Spy Chuck

1. The act of throwing objects to evade an enemy.
Hannah recieved a spy chuck. And tripped.
by MissAwkwardNeoo March 21, 2010
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pull a j-chuck

when an astrophysics major uses careful angles and applied physics to triple penetrate another mans girlfriend without touching balls
"I ain't gonna cheat on this one!"

A guy talking about how he will pull a j-chuck
by zongheadluvr December 10, 2009
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