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pavement stone counter

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.
There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.
by crudmonkey May 16, 2022
mugGet the pavement stone countermug.

Stonely

When a person is stoned and lonely.
I sat there on the park bench smoking a j, watching the couples chatting and laughing, feeling stonely.
by Robotron3k December 17, 2022
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Dean Stone

Being a “dean stone” means you have this strange ability to arouse both men and women with your tv reporter hair and turkey teeth fashion without the actual teeth….. yet. You can also leap a fat scran in a single bound when people around you gain weight by aimply looking at your food.
Chad said “Look at that turkey teeth scouser “,

Brad replied “nah bro he doesnt have the teeth, he’s defo a dean stone, id rim that whilst he eats a chicken kebab and undercooked sweet potato fries

Chad responded “ i feel lole im getting fatter watching him eat it “
by Blissfully unaware March 6, 2022
mugGet the Dean Stonemug.

Stone-bottomed

When one is near the end of their stash of cannabis.

Spin off of "rock-bottom".
Worm: "Hey, Mango, wanna match?"
Mango: "I wish I could, man, but I'm stone-bottomed".
by Thy Ways August 12, 2016
mugGet the Stone-bottomedmug.

Stone Unturned

Stone Unturned's single "Common Ground".
by indierep February 20, 2011
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Stone Mountain Nora

A mysterious and semi-omnipotent force associated with NACHA outages and Cassandra-like predictions of payment processing failures caused by clearly Shit code and carebear levels of process fuckery. Possesses very European nipples, sexy but angry accent and devoutly non traditional pubic hair placement
For the love of god, get me a gin and tonic, Stone Mountain Nora and some Snapple scented non-flammable lube.
by PickledickJones November 12, 2021
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