My Nipples Are Hard

This term is usually used when someone had just heard some good - often unexpected - news.

Dave: Guess what?
Mike: What?
Dave: When I went to get us tickets to the 'Stones gig, the girl at the ticket booth was an ex girlfriend of mine in college!
Mike: So? Big deal!
Dave: She gave us 'Platinum' grade seats and we only paid for 'Silver'! How do you like that!
Mike: That's excellent! My nipples are hard, dude!

by buckonz February 27, 2010

Wolf Nipple Chips

1) A delicious fried snack food most commonly sold by vendors in heavely wooded areas. Often described as "The most delicious treat in the forest."

2) Also an adjective used to describe someone whom is easily excited or has the mental capacity of a delicious fried forest treat.

1) I think i'm dying of hungeration, I could really go for a bag of Wolf Nipple Chips.

2) Woah, settle down there Wolf Nipple Chips!

by TheAwesomeSaucer February 5, 2010

Slippery Gorilla Nipple

A Nipple that is black and slippery as a duck's nipple. Commonly found in the south eastern parts of the Bronx where cheap "ho's" are victims to the very rare disease. This disease can turn the whole nipple black and slippery. Once it covers the entire nipple it then spreads else where. Causes more serious diseases. I would go on but I might shit myself.

Look at that ho, she's trying to hide her Slippery Gorilla Nipple!

by N.I.G May 9, 2006

nipple drawers

That asshole you see everyday at your job that has his pants waist pulled all the way up to his tits. Example: Goober Pyle on the Andy Griffith Show.

Oh my God Brenda, Richard's wearing his nipple drawers to work again!

by Florida Sunshine November 13, 2009

Whipple Nipple

When you are whipped in the nipple with a towel, or whip someone else in the nipple with a towel

"Dude, Mike gave me a whipple nipple this morning. My nip still hurts!"

by Ashtonly January 9, 2012

horseshoe nipples

When a guy has these, its pretty cool. They are just nice nips!

Girl: "Whoa check out that guy's horseshoe nipples!"

Other Girl: "Yea, i would love to play a game of horseshoes with those!"

by Johnny Blastman March 16, 2010

Nipple Shark

A man who focuses heavily on a woman's nipples during foreplay.

Damn fool, you are a nipple shark tonight. Be careful not to take a bite outta her!

by Bobby Jo Egbert February 16, 2010