Oh man my girl gave me a sour johnson last week. It started out amazing, but I haven't been able to pee since.
by bldaw November 24, 2014
Get the sour johnsonmug. by that’s what’s up April 24, 2021
Get the mikiah johnsonmug. A billy Johnson is a sex move where your about to cum then you whip our dick around like a helicopter and jizz on her forehead
by Vjtbddh April 8, 2019
Get the Billy Johnsonmug. "Look at that guy over there, he's Johnson curling 100lbs!!"
"I wish my Johnson could curl that much"
"I wish my Johnson could curl that much"
by theoreticalbias May 1, 2023
Get the Johnson Curlmug. v. To stomp about in a self-aggrandizing manner and destroy centuries of sensible governance precedents. also a sexual activity in Canada.
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So I hear there be a chubby old fellow with a silly blonde hairdo trying to johnson on the banks of the Thames right under Big Ben.
That’s a boot right.
That’s a boot right.
by gnostic3 September 10, 2019
Get the johnsonmug. When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.
by Freeoakley February 10, 2017
Get the Magic Johnsonmug. “Idk if we should eat this steak guys it’s pretty Young Aaron Taylor Johnson”
“Yeah you’re right it is pretty raw let’s call the waiter back”
“Yeah you’re right it is pretty raw let’s call the waiter back”
by Tori8su April 10, 2022
Get the Aaron Taylor Johnsonmug.