jack fuck

a complete and total dumb ass -- a mental and physical state occasionally caused by excessive alcohol or drug intake

The other night I got liquored up and barged into the ladies room like a jack fuck and took a piss in the corner.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Jack Whitehall

Is the opposite of comedy. He is a stand up comedian so unfunny, he actually makes you cringe. He is about as funny as an AIDs flavoured ice cream. He represents a new generation of comedians who are simply on TV because they are reasonably attractive to 14-year-old girls who don't realise what comedy is. He is one of the new comedians that don't need jokes, but just swearwords and prancing around a lot. His lack of talent, however, is not an obstacle for Jack, because his father is a high-profile talent agent formerly in charge of people like Judi Dench, and this basically means Jack inexplicably is present on every TV show despite being utterly shit.

Kid: Mother, there is a funny smell coming from the toilet.

Mother: Do you mean 'funny' as in shit, or 'funny' as in Jack Whitehall?

Kid: Arn't they the same thing?

Mother: Actually yes, but I wish the shit would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.

by ozlehfewfhgg March 13, 2011

Jack Sparrow

One word: hot.

Drink up me hearties, yo ho!

by Obsessed December 3, 2003

Jacking Off

When a guy get sexually aroused and squirts cum out of his dick!

Chad was cuddling Kiersten in the dairy section at the market until Maddison walked by in her daisy dukes and caused Chad to stop and start Jacking Off!

by SlopNChop December 8, 2016

buttery jack

When ones partner gets two sticks of butter and inserts one into the anus and uses the second stick of butter as lubricant for a handjob.

"Dude, that chick, Jessica, gave me a buttery jack yesterday!"

by BerserkBun February 24, 2015

Jack Duke

Masturbating while taking a dump, especially if done out of neccessity due to lack of a more appropriate venue.

This camping trip's been a bear, I've had no time to myself. Things got so bad I had to take a Jack Duke in my friend's RV.

by snakepit7 February 10, 2005

Flat Jack

A Flat Jack is a square of breaded processed chicken that can be heated up in a toaster instead of an oven, making it a quick and convenient lunch option or snack food.
It's like a chicken nugget that is the size and shape of a Pop-Tart.

Hey man, I'm hungry, but I dont want to heat up the oven or turn on the stove for something small. What do I do?

Oh, no problem. Stick a couple Flat Jacks in the toaster and you're good to go dude.

Thanks brah

by Anon7301 May 7, 2011