tosh

a smelly short man that is not particularily articulate, with a chinese school girl style haircut.

stop being a tosh, you silly goose!

by i love marijuana March 22, 2005

tossy

An underground filmmaking term for "stuntman".

We had to bring in a tossy to do that fight scene.

by BrandonBrandon September 20, 2006

Tosh

awesome; nice or kind; generous; easy to piss off

Girl 1:He is so Tosh, I would love to date him.
Girl 2: Take a shot, he probably is going to say yes.

by MJW3 October 28, 2017

toss paste

Cream that is fakely ejaculated to make it look as though a male orgasm has been enjoyed. Ingredients slightly gone off milk, pinch of salt and toothpaste holder.

"Excuse me... but I've just noticed there appears to be some jissum dangling from your ear?"
"No that is just some toss paste!"

by Bugalo Boris from Idadown July 21, 2003

Sumter salad toss

A sexual act in which you insert salad into either a girl's vagina or anus and then proceed to mercilessly pound either of the said cavities in which the salad is present in order to fill her with your personal brand of 'ranch dressing' and she then proceeds to excrete the yummy meal into your open mouth.

Dude, I was so hungry last night I gave that bitch the sumter salad toss

by dumpstermonkey October 10, 2008

Toss salad Please

A phrase used to when a toss salad is given with ranch dressing or syrup

When Timmy said "Toss salad please" Bobby got out the ranch dressing and went to work

by Tinna October 23, 2005

Tosh.O

A show about a mentally challenged male named Daniel who makes comments about videos, he trys to be funny but it doesnt work out usually because he sniffs Coriciden Cold & Cough before he goes on stage and you cant understand what hes saying.

Tosh.O pretty good if your under the influnce of meth or you just have no life

by TheSoupIsTheBestShowEver April 18, 2010