Dehydrated fish

a name someone calls a homosexual.

Person A: your a dehydrated fish
Person B: i mean its true

by SageTheWitchyEnby December 5, 2020

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

Fish Monger

Like a Fag Hag, it's a dude who hangs out with only lesbians hoping to be their inevitable dick supply.

I'm really horny and could use some dick tonight. I'm going to call my Fish Monger to come over and service me.

by BlackRex October 10, 2021

Banana Fish

the saddest fucking anime ive ever watched

therapist - "what's been bothering you?"

"banana fish"

by kk0naaa September 7, 2021

Face Fishing

The act of searching for a partner from which you will receive oral sex.

Watup bruh, what you doin tonight?

Shit mang, bout to go face fishing.

Hell yea, me too.

by Ghostface Killah 513 September 1, 2012

Fish Tanked

A car gets "fish tanked" when some idiot leaves their sunroof open during a terrential downpour. The best form of the "fish tank" is when water flows out your door when you open it.

Wow, it sure was raining out. Chris's car got fish tanked real bad!

by dcastdal October 10, 2013

Fish Burrito

A fish burrito is when you roll a girl(who hasn't showered) in a blanket just like you would roll up a burrito. After this is done you insert your head into the bottom part of the "burrito" and eat out her fishy smelling vagina.

Guy- This chick i met has the best fish burrito's ever. She even had tartar sauce on that shit.

Guys friend- Uhhhhhhh I think that was the hooker I banged last night. I left a little bit of a mess.

Guy- ohhhhhh so that's why it was sticky (throws up)

by MarkyJamMstrJakeJoshTheJanitor May 21, 2012