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Did the happy

A phrase used to describe having sex when around young children.
(wives sent their husband to take the kids out for ice cream)
Husband A: Yeah, last night was awesome. Because me and Becka did the happy for two hours.

Husband B: Woah man, that's a record.

Kid A: What does that mean, daddy?

Husband A: Oh, it means to have fun! Now go run along!
by Erinreference June 25, 2010
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De Happies

Slang for cocaine. Usually used as if it were a person. (Someone might say what de happies like or what they care on)

Another name for de happies is Unknown Solid Beet.
Fans of de happies include miceys and the little men found in air mollycyules.
De happies not care on de alphobets.
by thequee June 28, 2011
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happy hypocrit

When a girl ties you up and is suckin the shit outta your cock and you can tell that the pussy is hot n wet and that she is liable to do just about anything but then she kills the mood and calls you a ho just because you start reaching for a condom that was secretly hidden in your sock and your once rock hard cock goes limp.
J and I were goin at it and it was about to be on n poppin until she pulled that ol happy hypocrit on me...I was blown.
by Kenwaan June 3, 2007
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happy juice

the stuff that comes from a penis when a guy gets a little too happy.
so, lia. did u get shot with happy juice this weekend?
by manda and lia November 14, 2006
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Happy Meal

As a girl gives you head, you are simultaneously eating a burger. As you are about to ejaculate you spit the partially chewed burger onto her face, cum on her face and yell "Here's some mayonnaise!"
We got some burgers last night and I gave her a Happy Meal
by mindstall June 22, 2011
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Happy Meal

A great term to use when describing attractive women in a discrete way and without being offensive. There are three main types of Happy Meals (in order of importance):

1. An exceptionally pretty girl with a super fit body: 6-Piece Chicken Nuggets
2. A very pretty girl with a nice body, but looks like she might have an unpleasant attitude: 4-Piece Chicken Nuggets
3. A fairly pretty girl with a decent body, but considering as much, has a nice personality: Cheeseburger Happy Meal

--Originator: NataShy
Ay man, check out this Happy Meal behind the counter.

The cashier girl? Yeah definitely, 6-Piece Chicken Nuggets for sure.

I would have gone with 4-Piece, I'm not into blondes.
by NataShy June 1, 2011
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Happy Hour

9am To 10am Is My Happy Hour
by Rasengan! May 9, 2009
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