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Theory of Balls

The theory of balls states that all living things have some sort of ball shaped organ or segment in their body. This can range from cells, bacteria, or even testicles.
“Hey have you heard of The Theory of Balls?”
“No what’s that?”
“It’s a theory that all living things have balls”
by anonymous September 7, 2021
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The Rolling Theory

This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of “opposites attracting.” Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.

* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
Friend: “Yeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I don’t know how to roll…”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”
by lovetherapistruntz June 10, 2024
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Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.
I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.
by Eushshtb June 12, 2021
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jazz theory

When two people in a relationship both seem to like jazz, the relationship never works out. You either have to introduce them to it or they absolutely hate it. No in between. This will cause the relationship to maybe last.
Did you hear that James and Chloe broke up because of jazz theory?
by mrjimmybookies January 23, 2024
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ma theory

Daniel do you know the “Ma Theory”
No I don’t what’s the “Ma theory john”
John- Ma balls
by WhosZoom August 31, 2022
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Burnt Toast Theory

the tiktok name for the butterfly effect, but this time it is only for good thing (for example if something saved your life)
person 1: you'll never belive this! I've burned my toast this morning and was late to work because of it. on the way there I saw a car accisent and from the details of it, if not for that burnt toast, it would have been me!
person 2: its the burnt toast theory!
by Big Shlomi January 7, 2024
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Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)
Person 1:
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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