Termite Pants

Wood killers, talkin boners folks. When she wears pants that kill the boner.

Thought I was gonna get lucky, but my girl put on her termite pants.

by RapidRelease April 25, 2020

Beige Pants

Someone whomst leaves a cliffbar on a toilet seat.

"Hey, Alex! you're the Beige Pants. You left a cliffbar on the toilet seat!"

by quiznah May 9, 2018

moose pants

pants that are really awesome!

those are awesome moose pants!
Your mom called and wants her moose pants back!

by ownerofthemoosepants January 25, 2013

V-Pants

V-Pants are just shorts. Short-sleeved shirts are called T-Shirts bc they look like a “T”. Short-“sleeved” pants are called V-Pants bc they look like an upside down “V”

Guy 1: what are you gonna wear to the game? It’s like 80 degrees out

Guy 2: just finna wear a t-shit and some v-pants

by jackedyack56 October 4, 2018

pant juice

1. The residue left behind by an unsatisfied erection
2. The stains left by a handjob
3. The semen produced by a guy who jizzes in his pants

Lindsey likes to sniff guys when they walk by for the aroma of pant juice.

by poonzilla234 August 22, 2009

Jordie Pants

Adjective or noun: A dance used to attract a mate; dance moves that exude extreme sex appeal; a person who maintains a high level of eroticism through suggestive and stimulating dance moves.

Man, I haven't been laid in ages. Let's go out tonight so I can dance like a Jordie Pants!

by hippiechick October 14, 2012

telephone pants

When your pants are so wet they are ringing like a telephone

It was really hot at work I went home with telephone pants

by youneverneededtoknowthis October 8, 2020