ice cream gland

the gland that makes lazy people fat when they claim to have a gland problem

that person can't lose weight b/c he has an ice cream gland

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

creaming your dill

-give a hand-job
-jerk off

We would go into the room and i would cream your dill.

by Rui May 26, 2005

Cream Your Croissant

Cumming into an ass (preferably your boys) and then proceeding to dipping their croissant into the cum and eating it.

Last night the sex was so good that it made me wanna cream your croissant.

by Jackchubbs May 26, 2021

milwaukee cream pie

In reference to Jeffrey Dahmer's killings, when a person busts a nut into one's asshole, however they are killed and butchered before it leaves the body. The torso still filled with ejaculate is then frozen in a fridge for later digestion. Thus making a human Boston cream pie, but the name was cleverly changed to Milwaukee as that is where Jeffrey Dahmer killed people.

Jeffrey Dahmer was known for his great Milwaukee Cream Pies.

by Beepboopboppow October 19, 2018

Fortnite Anal Cream

When you play to much fortnite and become gay so you fist yourself till you shit white goo "not cum". Then you slurp it up with a penis straw and inject homeless sperm into your dick hole.

Luis has Fortnite Anal Cream

by Poop man stinky butt November 22, 2020

Ice cream float

When you are left without option and must urgently defecate in a urine filled toilet. The resultant coup de gras being a stranger's urine is now splashed upon your ass.

After contracting the rotavirus on a cruise ship, Sergio opted out of the dessert buffet line only to have a stranger serve him up an ice cream float in the galley bathroom.

by Nosferatu October 31, 2019

Heavy cream ass

Heavy cream ass can be defined as an insult, or term to describe someone who is heavy and has cream in their ass. It could also be used as a sexual term for Cumming in someone.

Guy 1: You see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Your crush Tory?
Guy 1: we're not just crushes now, we've taken things much higher
Guy 2: Oh yeah?
Guy1: I gave her a massive Heavy cream ass last night~
Guy 2: Nice!

by Average DemonCore Fucker December 1, 2022