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suicide crime

A crime committed out of desperation for money and has a very low chance of success. A person is hungry, homeless or has a family member who is sick. As income inequality worsens, more of these crimes will occur as people around the world struggle to survive. crime, criminal, desperation, criminal justice system, perpetrator, police, suicide mission, suicide, desperate act, incarceration, income inequality, the 1%, the 99%, rich, poor, suicide crimes
You’re going to rob the store next to the police station during the day. I’ve got to Tom, I need money for my dad, he can’t afford his medicine and will die without it. That’s a suicide crime Dave.
by joecoolthefool May 14, 2018
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Suicide

Something society likes to ignore or laugh at as just an attention grabber until they do it, and they just say they should've said something. This is why people have strong opinions on our society, we are heartless apes who deserve extinction off the face of Earth.
Society: Ignore them, it's just for attention.
Me: I stabbed my arm last night just to see if I can still feel.
Society: Ignore his ass, he only wants attention.
i commit suicide
Society: Why didn't he say anything?
by blurgon gas April 23, 2024
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Suicide Shower

A special kind of shower head usually found in hotels in South America and Southeast Asia that heats the water using electricity. Cheaply made ones can electrocute you.
Make sure to book a room at a hotel with a real shower, not one of those suicide showers.
by thatlittlecunt January 2, 2018
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Squidwards Suicide

A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....
Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.
by amoguslove42069 March 19, 2023
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Suicide

I played some Roblox and someone told me to commit suicide. Where’s the nearest rope?
by Suesabang February 2, 2021
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Suicide Squad

A local Daytona viglante or assassin group. Most are former civil service workers. They are known for hacking into phones and planting evidence that no one knows is there until it's too late. They also get money from the government to create a mobile unit with fancy dodge chargers or challengers. They are paid with a bounty by an ex husband or ex girlfriend seeking ultimate revenge. They utilize the local police department software, the court database, and local college research institutions to use EMF devices and illegal substances to bring a person to the point of not being able to fight. They love to stalk and do black bag jobs, tamper with mail, steal from accounts all in hopes of making their target commit suicide.
Have you had the red scare of the Suicide Squad yet?/
by Starportal77 July 18, 2021
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Suicide

Suicide is a very serious topic. Depression goes unnoticed too many times. If you think someone has depression, please just talk to them; you might save their life. Suicide is a permanent answer to a temporary issue. It can always be treated. It is never selfish to commit suicide. Never. It is your choice if you want to keep living life. In my opinion, life is worth living. If you have ANY suicidal thoughts, please, please, please call 988 or 1-800-273-8255.
Him: I am going to commit suicide.

Her: Please don’t. Your family loves you. Your friends love you. I love you. Please don’t leave me…
by Ilikebigbuttsandicannoylie August 22, 2022
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