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The Salty Wassik

After a long day of work in the field, the male will return home to his partner without showering or bathing of any kind and will demand strictly oral sexual favors.

The extremely high accumulation of bodily fluids, mainly sweat, in the crotch area result in a particularly sour/bitter taste and smell.
He gave her the ol’ Salty Wassik

- Female performs the Salty wassik (Oral) deliberately when he hasn’t bathed.
by samxedge July 13, 2022
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Salty Playground

A bunch of bitter bitches that can’t get along on the playground (game)!
So much salt on the playground! What is your salt level? Find out on the Salty Playground.
by Salty Host November 26, 2018
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Salty ginger

When a ginger by the name of Adam loses at anything, crys and becomes surrounded in salt.
Lost again don't be such a salty ginger
by Randallmcdanetheone January 23, 2018
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Salty Car Wash

Having a danger wank in a car during a storm at the seaside .
Yah dancer , It's pishing down , time for a drive down to the coast for a salty car wash.
by UrbanSlide May 10, 2024
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Salty McTavish

Scottish tale as old as time. Salty McTavish will carve spoons out of your femur if you make him angry. If you are kind, he will carve them out of the finest walnut.
Was trained by wolves how to be a man.
Do not mess with Salty McTavish.
Woah. Did you see that spoon Salty McTavish made?! It’s awesome.
He sells them too!
by Anita Nap February 7, 2024
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salty desk

When you work in an office which is subdivided into cubicles and you decide that you want to fuck around with a coworker in your or their cubicle.
Hey Terry, do you want to salty desk later?
by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016
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Salty

a. Quick-witted with sarcasm or sassy, whether at one's own expense or the expense of others.

b. Taking things personal resulting in snarky or snide comments in response.

Being "salty" can be funny but not by people who get easily offended, and can come across as rude to some.

Synonyms: savage
"Did you hear what that girl said to Jane, I had no idea she was so salty."
by OBWise January 10, 2019
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