Person 1:Hey look what I have *takes out water bottle ring*Here!*gives person 2 the ring*You now have to marry me!
Person 2:I- Ok then-
Person 2:I- Ok then-
by Ezla July 2, 2021
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by rda889 December 9, 2012
Get the Ring around the Wallet mug.A ring that a single person, usually a girl, wears on her left ring finger to simulate being engaged in order to prevent being hit on or to stave off general unwanted attention.
Guy: Hey, are you seeing someone?
Girl: **Obviously disinterested, shows faux-gagement ring** Yea, I am. Sorry.
Guy: Oh, never mind then.
Girl: **Obviously disinterested, shows faux-gagement ring** Yea, I am. Sorry.
Guy: Oh, never mind then.
by 327 Nubian November 22, 2011
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by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 5, 2023
Get the Irish wedding ring mug.When uncircumcised schmegma build up becomes infected, causing blood and/or puss to mix into it. Often results in a hampered gate while walking.
Did you notice the way he's walking today? He needs to do something about that spicy cheese ring he's got.
by Hotline Deebo April 24, 2023
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by Annamay November 18, 2018
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