Skip to main content

Blowjob Roberts

The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.
As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
mugGet the Blowjob Robertsmug.

robert zoost

Robert Zoost Realty has an award-winning team of real estate professionals. They are committed to providing exceptional service, with a thorough understanding of the Okanagan real estate market.
Never seen someone Robert Zoost'ing it more than this guy over here.
by rzooster November 22, 2021
mugGet the robert zoostmug.

Robert

A failure nibba who asks a girl out six times, and gets rejected everyone.
Vanessa: Robert is so stupid, he asked me out again!!!
by Extracheddarplease May 31, 2018
mugGet the Robertmug.

Eric Roberting

Convincingly faking talent
Fake gold wearing fool was Eric Roberting like he is the next Vanilla Ice but after he signed his deal he was more zero than hero.
by Beaux Courrier November 7, 2023
mugGet the Eric Robertingmug.

Tina Roberts

A slave from Rotherham, her other names are Slut, Whore and Bitch. She wants to be the best slave around.
Look, there's Tina Roberts the slut slave.
by Master1989 July 2, 2023
mugGet the Tina Robertsmug.

Robert Basuil

Robert Basuil, He will be the last one you would ever want to meet. He is a Player/Fuck boi or you can call him Play Boi. He will cheat on you I promise. He cheated on my for another girl and he started dating that girl but he started dating a new girl 😭.

Robert Basuil will find a new girl after you two break up about 2-3 weeks

He will act as like he loves you but not really. He will pretend that he loves you but not for real though. He goes to Grant Sawyer middle school 🙂
Me: Hey baby

Robert Basuil: Dont call me that we are over
Me: But why! What did I do!

Robert Basuil: I was never in loved with you

Me: You bastard! Your such a bitch! PLAYBOY!

Robert Basuil: I don’t give a damn!!!!

Me: I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE OF YOU!
Robert Basuil: HAHAHAHA, Do I look like I give a damn
Me: (Runs Away)
by I_hate_myself_ June 22, 2019
mugGet the Robert Basuilmug.

Jason chode Roberts

A man with short stumpy Arms
“Oh Shit! Jason Chode Roberts has chode Arms
by Jason Chode Roberts November 12, 2019
mugGet the Jason chode Robertsmug.

Share this definition