pitch pipe

Giving a sexual partner your penis.

I pitch pipe was my girl blocked me.

by Loverlane September 27, 2023

pitcher of health

Someone who goes to eat and drink all you can restaurants.

that's his fourth pitcher in an hour he really a pitcher of health ah ha, ah ha, ah hahahaha

by anon.gcfgv755r October 30, 2023

Patchessed

The feeling of sadness when you have time to play your favorite video game, but discover there is a huge patch that needs downloading before you can play.

I was so patchessed when I found out BG3 had a huge patch and I couldn't play yesterday.

by Revyloution November 2, 2023

pitchiked

To make a futile, desperate attempt at

Rose: Jack is trying to get back with me again.
Scarlet: Wow, he really pitchiked you huh?

by ScarletEvergreen December 30, 2023

pitchhiked

having sharp objects (usually plant bur)

dropped on your back without your knowledge while riding a bicycle, a prank done by cyclists

my friend got pitchhiked when he was biking by himself down a dirt road!

by bettieneptune January 19, 2024

pitchernomics

The branch of knowledge concerned with the production, consumption, and transfer of pitchers of alcoholic beverages; typically but not limited to beer, margaritas, cocktails and other assorted drinks. Further, practitioners of pitchernomics seek to discern the rationale and sustainability of selling pitchers for prices that dramatically undercut smaller individual beverage prices. This discernment is key to understanding if a pitcher pantsbeer is plausible in any given moment.

Matt: “Hey man, why would we all grab our own? They’ve got pitchers!”
Jackson: “Wow I didn’t even see them on the menu. Well, of course we’re not getting our own, that’s obvious pitchernomics.”

by ChefChristopherCrenwell February 2, 2024

Patch

Patch is a super cool guy

“Did you know that patch is kind”

“Yeah he’s so kind tbh so cool”

by lalalwlwllaa February 29, 2024