porter pot

Marijuana that’s not good or crappy

I don’t want the crap that Kyle gets. Stuff is porter pot

by Gloco June 21, 2019

Pot rich

When you have so much pot you literally don't care how much you smoke or how you use it.

"Bro, do you really need to pack the bong a 7th time?"
"Dude I'm pot rich"

*sings* "pot rich, pot rich pot rich"

by Holla at me hoe June 21, 2016

upside down crock-pot

Non existent sex life

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.

by Eloshia July 19, 2017

Pot rot

When a mans gut overhangs and in the folds of skin underneath a cheesy smelling substance accumalates

Wow Damian has put some timber on I bet he’s got bad pot rot under his new pot belly

by Thlegend October 13, 2020

Glazing the Pot

Glazing the Pot

Verb (used with object)

Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.

Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."

Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"

Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."

"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"

by Spen15M June 19, 2016

The pot of gold

When a woman gives a man a rim job from underneath and the dick and balls act as a unicorn whole making the guch a rainbow thus making the arse hole a pot of gold.

‘Hey did you give Steve the pot of gold last night?’

‘Yeh he can’t resist the pot of gold’

by JesusOnXans July 8, 2018

Ho Pot

The act of buying prostitutes and smoking weed with them

Last night I saw smoke coming out of Craig’s apartment. Bet he was Ho Potting

by DatAngryBear October 21, 2017