p and r'd

short for primed and ready. the state of a girl being so drunk that she is ready to have sex with you

that girl is p and r'd

by bonedoc22 June 12, 2011

sich p's

When one packs tobacco in his p before packing the weed. The tobacco is known as sich. Probablly kills us faster, but shit, it gets your freakin' ripped. (see hitting p's as well)

Cory knew that Jon didn't hit sich p's, so he packed it anyway and Jon puked a little on his sleave.

by JPope June 21, 2006

p, t, a

a shower taken when one doesn't really have time to take one. . . that includes washing pits, tits, & ass

Dirty Procrastinator: I'll be there in a few minutes, I just need a p, t, a

by Punk Ass Nigga October 4, 2006

double P

Describes an intestinal condition wherein one is expelling the contents of the guts both by vomiting and diarrhea.

Guy 1: Hey boys I've been rockin' the double P into the AM.
Guy 2: I wish there were some easy remedy for your intestinal distress, but I think it will have to run its course.

by grunth March 31, 2015

p*ss

The fucktard's way of typing "piss" on the internet. For some reason they do this in internet forums and comment sections like they'll get banned and/or shunned - when in reality, no one gives a shit.

fuckwad: This whole issue just p*sses me off
sane human being: You do know you can just fucking type "piss" and no one will care, not even the mods.....right?......

by ddeeffgg September 11, 2015

P-day

When a women goes on her period

Timmy: hey brenda want to go on a water slide
Brenda: no sorry its my p-day so i cant do anything

Timmy: tgat sucks

by Chace fortan April 4, 2016

Big P

Big P is the nickname for the baddest mf in all the land. It has been said that when Big P is unleashed he has hulk like tendencies and is very powerful yet unstable.....it is said that Big P is great with the ladies and can land any piece of tail despite his very "Tiny P" some might call it a "Micro P" but he is the one of the coolest mfs you will ever meet

Big P how is it?

by @TheRealBigP November 23, 2018