"I had to return my implant. The hard-off switch
jammed. You may wish for a perpetual hard-on,
but you have no idea."
"What now?"
"They said it would need a month's work. I need a breather
anyway."
jammed. You may wish for a perpetual hard-on,
but you have no idea."
"What now?"
"They said it would need a month's work. I need a breather
anyway."
by Steed Dropout September 15, 2012
A completely made up term with no real power. Used by a shady private EMS employer to scare employees into compliance when extra personnel are needed on the road.
Man, scheduling called me in the middle of the day to try to hard mandate me. They know I work nights.
by LizardSlinger October 27, 2020
Coins with a monetary value. Nickels, pennies, quarters, dimes, foreign coins, etc. "Hard" currency.
by turtlehunter April 16, 2010
Using the "Tag people in your post" button instead of mentioning the friend in the comment section of the post on Facebook. When you Tag someone using the "Tag people in your post" button it will show the post on their wall. The post will also get shown in friends of the tagged person timelines. When people Hard Tag they can cause privacy concerns and spam up your wall with posts.
Jake Hard Tagged Peter in a post. The post itself was not at all related to Peter however it still got shared on Peter's wall automatically due to the nature of Hard Tags on Facebook. Peter told Jake to just use a "Soft Tag" instead if Jake wishes to show Peter a post in the future that's not related to him directly.
by 2E0PGS December 16, 2015
The state of experiencing an intense, almost painful erection induced by the sight of Brock Lesnar approaching a wrestling ring.
by Alex Keaton November 11, 2017
When you are so excited that your boner is harder than normal. Usually in reaction to receiving a new Apple product, of which said product will probably be outdated in 6 months, making the power of this boner fleeting, but truly powerful. When one becomes "Apple Hard", they often experience a feeling of superiority, usually over people who use PC's. While this feeling of superiority may be misguided, the power of the Apple Hard is often too powerful for the novice and one succumbs to the massive pull of the boner.
by FBRPonline May 10, 2011
non-recyclable garbage -refuse that recylers don't want/won't take for various reasons (like 'hardware' or 'software' in garbage language)
i keep one can for hard bage, and one for soft
time to de-bage (take out "trash") wheres' my hard bage can?
got me lots of hard bage
time to de-bage (take out "trash") wheres' my hard bage can?
got me lots of hard bage
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009