Nepalese Crock-pot

When a man inserts an anal plug deep into his rectum and proceeds to binge-eat cheap chinese take out whilst washing it down with molten margarine. After 3-5 days of maintaining this diet, the man will enter a clothing dryer and have a friend turn it on the highest setting. Once the dryer is cycling, the man on the inside will remove the plug and release a rancid fountain of shit.

"Bro last week I helped Jason with the Nepalese Crock-pot and his dryer almost broke!"

by I. Moe Lester February 11, 2025

Silent pot attack

When your high as hell and no one knows it, all the sudden you pass out from a pot attack and they decide to give you peanut butter butt.

While waking up from her silent pot attack sherri heard her aunt saying
:Quick Someone grab the peanut butter sherri just passed out. I'll roll her over while you fill the

syringe. I think her sugar dropped.

by messy bun2 November 3, 2022

pot poise

Knocking pots for the purpose of silencing dogs.

Boy: My three dogs bark at the doorbell until I show them how clanging pots together is effective in their being silent. It's my mother's only way to handle their barking.

Girl: that's a good way to show them pot poise.

by dogsdaily November 11, 2014

Pot head

Someone who wears a pot on there head.

hey dude jerry is a real Pot head

by ElectronPlayz Twitch.Tv October 11, 2018

You stole my big pot

You stole my big pot something in fortnite when some fucking cunt steals your big pot.

You: you stole my big pot .
Friend: I'm dead fuck idoit.

by cum dumpster 12343533 November 15, 2022

Pot Interest

A superficial interest in an obscure subject, often motivated by the consumption of weed.

Bobby: Maybe Joe knows the answer to your astronomy homework question

Tim: No f**g way, that's just his pot interest.

by corporate bastard July 31, 2011

Pot Head

Someone whom is running around with a flower pot on their head

Student- Hey Teacher?
Teacher- Yes?
Student- Do you have any pots?
Teacher- Uhh no?
Student- Damnit I wanted to be a pot head
<Three weeks later student is found dead after running infront of a car with a pot on his head>

by smrterthanuwilleverbe March 7, 2021