refined nerd

a refined nerd is someone who is a nerd in just about every sense of the term: they typically are highly intelligent, excellent with computers, watch Star Trek, play roleplaying games such as World of Warcraft, Warhammer, and Dungeons and Dragons, can recite Monty Python verbatum, edit Wikipedia, collect comic books and action figures, watch anime, read Tolkein and CS Lewis, go to the releases of Harry Potter at midnight, go to or work at historical reinactments and reniassance faires, and play chess, yet have a social life, dress nicely, play sports, and just by looking at them you'd probably never guess they're a nerd.

Hi, i'm Annie the refined nerd. i have a whole room dedicated to my comic books, my favorite way to procrastinate is to play World of Warcraft, I know how to program computers, i got straight a's in school, i've cut class just so i could re-read the Harry Potter books, i've watched every Star Trek series and i went as an Enterprise security officer for Halloween(the guys were all over me), i know all the songs from Spamalot, i dust my collection of action figures that i won in cosplay contests daily, i've read all the LOTR books and seen the movies, i've worked at a reniassance faire, and i play DnD every Friday with some friends i know from my fencing class. i wear glasses for reading, but they're flattering torotiseshell frames, not coke bottle glasses held together with masking tape. when I can't buy clothes at Comic Con, I buy them from Macy's or even Hollister. and oh yes, i don't stick pens in my shirt pocket and i wouldn't be caught dead in highwaters!

by vitaminanime February 23, 2011

nerd bop

A bitch that suck hella cock and usually her name starts with a J. But also is very pushy and thinks nobody can beat her up!?

Omg your girlfriend is such a nerd bop bro

by Nerd bop June 1, 2019

Band Nerd

Someone who loves band... Usually has friends in band but they most likley play the same instrument as them. Band Nerds usually are in school band or small ensembles However, their is a HUGE difference between Band Geeks and Band Nerds, Band Nerd is usually an insult...

That Band Nerd always has her flute with her

by EmilyRose2001 July 17, 2015

Nerd Whore

1.Someone who is a whore exclusively to nerds(geeks don't count)

2.Someone who tries to keep all of the nerds to themselves to gain excessive amounts of knowledge

3.Simply a nerd that is a whore

Do I even need to give examples? Nerd Whore is used just like regular whore.

by marimisskikuchi October 2, 2013

Logan the nerd

He's bad at tf2, worse than Isaac, that's very hard to do.

Oh dang you're worse than Isaac at tf2, oh wait that's because you're name is Logan the nerd.

by corn_hub March 30, 2022

Nerd Herd

A group of people that are exceedingly smarter than others and is always picked on, especially in high school

Martin: Hey lookie here the Nerd Herd

Nerd Herd: Please don't do anything to us because scientifically...
Martin: Don't give me that jizz

Martin: And shut up!!!

by damnnose July 1, 2018

Nerd Duel

A common way of settling disputes (usually over obscure and trivial facts) between nerds. Each nerd is entitled to a Second, who will watch the battle with a phone at the ready. The two nerds will argue their points using their expansive knowledge of random facts, and the best nerd will win. If they come to a standstill, the Seconds will fact-check/research using their phones and assist their partners.

A: Star Trek is clearly superior to Star Wars.
B: No way! Star Wars is without a doubt better.
A: Is that so? Nerd duel!!

by SchoonerLooner July 10, 2016