Nut time

A British tradition in the lead up to Christmas where a variety of nuts (usually but not always including chestnuts) are consumed at a certain time every day.

Dan: "Are you ready for nut time Nora?"
Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!"

by Pip Spencer November 16, 2020

hug nuts

Another way for one to say; kiss my ass, suck my dick and or fuck off you no good piece of shit.

Nick: your a piece of shit!
Matt: hug nuts bitch!

by Bigrid5oh November 14, 2019

Nut dong

When you're about to nut inside a girl and she pulls your sack down so you last a little longer.

Helen: Steve was about to blow his load and I gave him a nut dong.

Ashley: well at least you got 5 more minutes out of him

by Jimmybulger December 05, 2016

nut chips

Giving someone a hand full of chip to which you have rubbed upon your scrotum!

Joe Ate hunter's nut chips

TRUE STORY

by DR SEXY M.D. January 20, 2016

Dunk nuts

The game of dipping your nuts/scrotum into a hot cup of coffee(usually), usually with friends.

Friend: bro bet you cant beat me in dunk nuts.
Me: my children will boil before i lose to you!

by Skyeet_ November 01, 2019

Self Nutted

Self Nutted; *Related to the virtual act of T-Bagging an opponent or adversary on the internet, typically in online gaming or forums. In an attempt for a gay Brazilian to virtually T-bag (aka Nut or Nutted) and exert an undeniable disgrace, humiliation or dominance of knowledge, wisdom, experience, skill or insight over a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch, the gay Brazilian's attempt is completely inaccurate, unwarranted or incomplete whereby the act of "Nutting" is reversed upon themselves leading to an even greater effect than intended for their original target.
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...

*See also; Self-Nutted

In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...

Post: "You fucking ilitarate, you don't even know how to spel!"

Reply: "OMFG, you just Self Nutted..."

by Money $hot November 13, 2010

Insanity Nut

when you have sex and you burst your entire full load of cum

Brett: Hey man did you do that chick last night??

Aaron: YEAH BRO! I busted my insanity nut on her! She was cover in my cum dude i was like a fire hose!!

by pussypounderbydick69 May 21, 2011