imma nut

This either means:
1) "I'm a nutjob"
2) "I'm going to ejaculate"

1) Her: Why are you eating paper?
Him: Cause imma nut!

2) *at McD's*
Dad: Hey son?
Son: Yep?
Dad: Imma nut in the washroom stalls for a quick sec, you find a spot to sit mmkay?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 9, 2020

Dookie nut

When one sits In a males lap, grinds their butt firmly Into the mans groin and rips a hard fart making their nuts smell like dookie.

To get back at her boyfriend for a prank she sat in his lap enticingly and gave him a bad set of dookie nuts

by Mattychomper September 28, 2018

Bophadese Nuts

A play on the phrase "Both of these nuts."

Have you heard the story about Bophadese? It's a story about a man with a peanut plantation, it's called "Bophadese Nuts"

by The Bophadese Nuts Guy May 25, 2018

Nut Bunion

The appearance of the entire male scrotum package balled up to one side against the inner thigh, thus looking like a “Big Toe Bunion” CJR

His pants are so tight I can see his nut bunion.

by Sweater gal April 29, 2019

Nut Burps

When ya bust a heavy nut load and the gobbles the go and she gets the burps and tastes you the rest of the day.

Rachel got home from work and said she had the nut burps all day after blowing my dawn horn.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Nut Flapper

The astronomical phenomenon that occurs when a male farts in a certain position that causes the gust of air from the anus to rush under his scrotum and create a flapping motion

Dude i just laid a nut flapper.

by Aliocac September 27, 2015

salty nut

When she succ you through your Tommy boxers but doesn't finish so you have to jack off on your own to cum.

Yo, this chick gave me a salty nut last night after I paid for dinner wtf

by Kinkouuuu September 5, 2016