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Michael Anderson

A guy who hates being called Michael Anderson.
Hey, who is that bro?

Oh that's Michael Anderson!

DONT CALL ME MICHAEL ANDERSON.
by Michael Anderson June 22, 2014
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MICHAEL MYERS

a horror movie character. As a kid he was posessed by this thang called thorn, he killed his sister and he was sent to tha loony bin, then he escaped 15 years later and then he went to haddonfield ilinois to kill the rest of his family,
guy #1 Who the fuck is that?
guy #2 Thats Michael Myers!
(Michael stabs both guys to death and hangs them upside down in his closet)
by LIL O.G. August 31, 2008
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Michael Sousa

a very sexy and attractive man. everyone wants him.
'damn, that guy was such a michael sousa'
by 36ttdh June 29, 2009
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Michael Savage

"Oh, so you're one of those sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig, how's that? Why don't you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better to do than to put me down, you piece of garbage, you got nothing better to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it. Get trichinosis. Now do we have another nice caller here who's busy because he didn't have a nice night in the bathhouse who's angry at me today? Put another, put another sodomite on....no more calls? I don't care about these bums, they mean nothing to me. They're all sausages." -Michael Savage, July 7, 2003

"I'm beginning to think that women should be denied the vote. Their hormones rage; they are too emotional." -Michael Savage, November 6, 1998

"We need racist stereotypes right now of our enemy in order to encourage our warriors to kill the enemy." -Michael Savage, February 6, 2003

"The greatest right-wing radio talkshow host ever."- Total dumbass, March 24, 2005
Official Michael Savage madlib:
(Insert name of minority, liberal leader, or freethinker here) is a total (insert childish insult like "Red Diaper Doper Baby" here) who hates America. All he cares about are (insert name of minority, "fags", "Hollywood scum propaganda", etc. here).
by Tyr WH December 24, 2008
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michael moore

Either you love him or hate him, the fact is, michael moore makes movies that Americans and especially the right-wing media don't want to talk about.

Bias aside, the topics discussed in his movies are very important, but people have to be cheap and call him "fat" when that has nothing to do with anything.
Person 1: Did you hear that there are talks on the gun legislation and how to make it stricter?
Person 2: Let's not talk about it, I'm happy the way things are, don't listen the Michael Moore's propaganda.

Person 3: I just heard that our health-care system is flawed and that 45 to 50 million legal American residents can't afford health care including the volunteers who risked their lives in 9/11.

Person 4: Shut up! I don't want to talk about it, let Bill O'Reilly or Stephen Colbert talk about it.
by Richard Leeper May 13, 2007
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Michael Cera

The act of receiving a blowjob from one girl while another licks your ass, and from time to time offering them "sippies" off your Capri sun. May or may not be performed in a bathroom at a party, but should be done while standing.
John: Dude! Did you hear Mike got a Michael Cera off those two chicks last night?

Dave: Didn't have to I walked into it in the bathroom at the party. He didn't even stop. What's more shocking is neither did they.
by This is the end September 1, 2013
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Michael Lang

The fabulous guy i talked to through fan mail, who was behind all the madness at woodstock. The guy that all the wannabe flower children DONT know about. The guy who is one of my idols.
wannabe flower child: "im so cool because i have this trippy shirt on and peace sign necklaces and because i 'like' the beatles. too bad i have no clue who michael lang is even though i claim to like woodstock."
by lifein69:) April 4, 2010
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