michael c hall 

a god of sorts. he rules the underworld, and hell on earth. he decides who lives and who dies. if he is not busy preparing funeral services (six feet under), you can find him stalking his latest prey (dexter). don`t ever underestimate this man. he will fuck you up if you dare try to undermine him. he has a can of whoop ass ready to open up and use at any given moment. praise this fine, fine man.

"duddddde, lets watch dexter tonight!"

"for sure man. i would never miss a show with michael c hall in it for the world."

michael c hall by portiababy October 1, 2012

Michael Scofield 

God
A legend

God? Who’s god? Michael Scofield is god

Michael Scofield by Nibbalord May 7, 2020

Michael Michael Motorcycle 

A classic children's rhyme, often used on the playground and in the lower east side of the Bronx to torment those with the name Michael.

Michael Michael Motorcycle, turn the key and watch him pee.

Michael Michael Motorcycle by Bill Belamy July 21, 2010

Michael Balzary 

The bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, also known as Flea. Is most famous for his Popping-and-Slapping bass technique, which can be heard very clearly in the intro to the song "Higher Ground," which the Chili Peppers covered. Stevie Wonder did the original version.

Woah, there's that Michael Balzary guy!
No, man that's Flea!

Michael Balzary by The Best Pseudonym There Is January 26, 2009

Michael Bay Harassment 

The kind of harassment one may get when working with Mr. Bay on a film.

"Michael Bay Harassment"
Michael Bay being caught on set not really caring about lives of others much. Even employees. Harassing his own people. An act that is much more difficult to get away with off-set, and when dealing with family matters.

Michael Bay Harassment by juanito c March 15, 2009

Michael x Ennard 

A ship that contain robophilia,necropholia and shouldn’t be exist in the first place.FNAF is a horror game,not a love game.Some kid even sexualizing this ship, thinking its canon and attack the other shippers(i’m sorry if i sound rude)

Toxic Michael x Ennard shipper:Michael x Ennard is the best,awesome and canon ship.Unlike Michael x (*insert the character Michael got shipped with(-Ennard)),its so disgusting and stupid
Me:Stfu kid

Michael x Ennard by AliceloveTodorokiShoto November 10, 2021

Michael B. Jordan

They say "He's just a terrible actor." on Twitter, but I say he's the most wholesome/softest person in the world!

He's basically the definition of baby <3

You know who i'm talking about... Michael B. Jordan the most cutest person i've ever seen!

Michael B. Jordan by embejay October 15, 2019