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Meat connoisseur

Act knowing all size lengths, widths and load size of any penis just by looking at the bulge size in jeans. Master of Dick sizing.
I saw your dad sizing up a bunch of guys outside of the gay bar the other night, they say he is a real meat connoisseur .
by Thomas broadway April 6, 2017
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sweaty meat

When you're getting a handjob and her hands start sweating .
It was so awkward last night she gave me sweaty meat.
by Ilikemilf's May 7, 2016
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meat grazing

someone who casually nibbles on another mans meat, similar to a cow grazing on grass
josh was meat grazing on antonios meat when he was sleeping
by h00d rich March 2, 2007
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Defeated Meat

When one ejactulates and tears the skin on his dick.
by D4nkD4ddy May 7, 2018
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Meat._.stick

Meat stick is a TikTok creator that makes the best content on the planet
Have you heard of the TikTok creator named meat._.stick I heard he is cool
by anonymous March 15, 2022
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Good Meat

Good Meat is a term that encompasses many different meanings:

1) A sexual, term referring to the person as an object of 'Good Meat'
2) That someone is the host to a plethora of 'Good Meat', as in meat for eating. In this context you would take into account the supposed flavor of the meat, consistency, texture, tenderness, etc.
3) That someone is cool and bad ass, as opposed to being 'Bad Meat' which means that they can be any or all of the following: Smelly, douchey, slutty, extremely overweight, extremely underweight, a poser, an asshole, a bitch cunt bitch and so forth.
4) Good Meat is also a company that specializes in providing the public with 100% Good Meat. In every sense of the word.
Dylan: "Dude, Christopher Walken is the shit."

Kup: "I'll tell you what, Thass'um Good Meat."
by FernKrendle April 9, 2013
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Meat Clobbers

Swollen hands that are so swoll you cant even see the soup can you're holding.
Dude i went to the Dr and he said I have Carpel Tunnel . My hands are swoll as fuck and everyone is calling me meat clobbers!
by Bozoshreadz October 5, 2016
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