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meat scuffing

The method 'forgetting' the lubrication but going ahead and trying to force anal sex anyway.
"I wanna give my bird anal tonight but we are out of lube, guess I'm going to be meat scuffing again"
by Laguna1970 July 27, 2008
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Meat Vase

My wife had a picture of her uterus after it was removed. It looked like a meat vase!
by Tombo:) December 9, 2008
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Good Meat

Good Meat is a term that encompasses many different meanings:

1) A sexual, term referring to the person as an object of 'Good Meat'
2) That someone is the host to a plethora of 'Good Meat', as in meat for eating. In this context you would take into account the supposed flavor of the meat, consistency, texture, tenderness, etc.
3) That someone is cool and bad ass, as opposed to being 'Bad Meat' which means that they can be any or all of the following: Smelly, douchey, slutty, extremely overweight, extremely underweight, a poser, an asshole, a bitch cunt bitch and so forth.
4) Good Meat is also a company that specializes in providing the public with 100% Good Meat. In every sense of the word.
Dylan: "Dude, Christopher Walken is the shit."

Kup: "I'll tell you what, Thass'um Good Meat."
by FernKrendle April 9, 2013
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meat dogging

When a penis just passes the flacid state and before it is erect. It occurs when the penis is starting to slowly enlarge, yet still pliable.
The second she bent over to pick up her pen I started meat dogging.
by MilfCity February 26, 2014
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meat snack

A nibble of delicious meat to get some savory protein in your body to tide you over til mealtime. Or just to narsh on something delicious. Usually in a size that would fit on a kabob, or a small handful.
"Hand me that tray of salami, ostrich jerky bites, little wienies, bacon slices, pieces of fried liver mush, chicken nuggets, etc. I need a meat snack!"
by carl82375982357 April 11, 2014
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Meat Tentacle

The muscle contained within your mouth, ie: your tongue
Eating is so badass, I mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid
by Yblehs October 22, 2014
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Meat Trumpet

A penis that needs to be blowed.
I was so horny that I asked my girlfriend to blow my meat trumpet.
by BrainPhrozen December 7, 2014
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