matthew

hes short, annoying, can be funny but is mostly just obnoxious, and looks like spongebob

bro look at matthew his teeth had a fucking devorce

by leleponsfan92 November 1, 2020

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Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.

Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.

by MOOSELUMS December 4, 2021

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A Matthew is the best boyfriend/guy friend you will ever meet he is short but muscular has a hart warming smile is very kind but had a very hard life and is struggling but with a push he will be back on his feet he does not have much loved ones, very kind to girls they are know to look for love but it never stays but when that one girl comes around he knows that she's the one. Is very sweet to the ones that are hard on them self's and in a relationship not realy the first person to show love very caring and protective over the ones he loves has a hard time showing it but he cares.He has a solid chest and long and thick penis and will give u a ride of your life,he has been hurt before mentally and physically sometimes you just have to look deep but he is very selfishness and puts everyone before him and would rather die to see them suffer

girl 1: i wish i had a Matthew girl 2: i want his meat

by 4.6izzy October 28, 2019

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Matthew

They are lovers of Chickens. When it comes to Chickens, Matthew’s can not get enough of them. Matthew’s walk around talking about how big their Chicken is and brags how his 1 Cock in the barn takes care of all the Chickens.
Matthew’s also break’s everything they touch.
You can Normally hear Matthew’s bragging about their 2 Stokes.
Matthew’s catch phrases normally are, Right Gerald? And Braaap!!!

Dam!! Wish I had Chicken’s like Matthew’s.
Don’t let Matthew touch it, or it will never run right again.
Fucking 2 Stroke Bud..

by HondaReverb August 19, 2020

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