Guy 1: Bro I rented a beach house and on my first night my bag got stolen.
Guy 2: Bro you have to be named Matthew.
Guy 2: Bro you have to be named Matthew.
by YoSoyJuanRodriguezDaSilva November 23, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is a sweet charming guy who is super funny and always makes peoples day. He is hurt right now because of a girl but is healing. Matthew will also be a good boyfriend preferably to a girl whose name starts with an A,N or H.
by lovemeyoufool December 2, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. The Matthew Perry combo is when you get high on both ketamine and buprenorphine at the same time. (His previous heart/artery issues combined with this combination is what caused his death, not the combo itself). You will indeed get zooted off your ass if you take this combo, and is a phenomenal concoction of scientific wonders that will take you from the 3rd dimension to the 3.5th dimension.
Dude, my friends and I took the Matthew Perry combo last night and got fucking blasted. Those buprenorphine strips are weak as fuck though, so we had to double down. Weak ass fucking government opioids, next time we'll have to try the lil peep combo.
by Dfenley December 8, 2024
Get the Matthew Perry Combomug. he is awesome undefeatable super awesome better than Biden better than Tj/Thomas Jefferson and makes jacobs look decently cool when you see a Matthew you will never forget it
by mnbvcddfghjk March 9, 2022
Get the MATTHEWmug. A kind of weird guy who smells really bad. He has anger issues and abuses dogs and loves his fake blonde hair. Once you get to know him he’ll probably start cussing you out and make you feel bad about yourself. Some people even say he hasn’t showered in months. Also addicted to fortnite so ladies he’s probably not a good idea
by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024
Get the Matthew drinkwatermug. by hotsexyperson February 10, 2023
Get the matthew garnissmug.