magic marker beard

1/4" strip of beard -looks dumber than hell and way more trouble than shaving! popular with the latino circuit AKA:pencil beard

he had a magic marker beard and was looking super-goofy

dig that magic marker beard

by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

Russian Magic Trick

The sexual act of a woman pouring vodka in or on a man's asshole then proceeding to lick it out while getting the man drunk in the process.

I can't believe Kevin made out with her right after she gave him a Russian Magic Trick!

by FindMakarov69 November 15, 2011

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

Magic Johnson Virus

A slag term that refers to the HIV virus that was contracted by Lakers legend Magic Johnson.

I swear if that mother fucker calls me a faggot again , I’ll give him a syringe of the Magic Johnson Virus.

by Chefondvd April 26, 2019

furry potty magic

a thing one should never search nor think of. DON'T SEARCH IT YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!

bhainav (gigachad): yo, search furry potty magic r34
the gay spoilt fucker: tf is this, my eyes hurts.
everyone: LMAO

by assbasher69 November 11, 2022

Short Boy Magic

For men 5”8 and under—we’re not y’all but we have other body parts to compensate ;) and will treat u better than anyone ever can

Girl #1: Sam is so short, I’m not dating someone that’s 5”6
Girl #2: He really has that short boy magic tho

by itswednesdaydudest316 September 11, 2019

Magic Teddy Bear

This is a slang we use for edable weed gummy bears, it something that always cure depression.

"Hey bro, can you hand me a magic teddy bear " says Moby to Moein

by The cool agincie October 25, 2018